BAD JOKES

[Jatsko]

BAD JOKES

RULES

1. They do not have to be good
2. Most of the time they are puns
3. If you have ever eaten a major-brand Popsicle and read the wooden sticks then you know what I'm talking about.
4. Keep 'em flowing

GO

Q-Which U. S. President had the most futuristic weaponry?

A-Ronald RAY-GUN

[Cone]

So apparently Japanese water is a joke.

Anyone who gets this one except Vurn and Anteroinen gets a free cookie.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

I think I already said it somewhere:

Why a man has his ass shrunk out?
He shove a up a lemon through his anus!

[Jatsko]

For some reason I can't picture that one on a Popsicle Stick...
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Where did the clown go when he was arrested?
To the PUN-ITENTIARY

[ENIHCAMBUS]

How do you call a "bad taste" popsicle?
POOP-SICLE (I have to admit that I sounded like Bender with this joke)

[Jatsko]

When Bender finds this thread...


Where does a haystack go to eat dinner?
TACO BALE

[ENIHCAMBUS]

When Bender will find this thread?

In Nov-Bender

[WorldisQuiet5256]

What Batman Villain do you sound like when you talk into a pringles can?"

BANE!!!!!

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Search "Zerg Rush" in Google...

[Jatsko]

Search "Do a barrel roll" in Google

Which Mateusz Skutnik creation starred in the movie "Platoon"?


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lol