Ener: Ask everyone to look through the microscope and see if you can tell what it is or where it's from.
<ENER>
Grawr, can you tell what and where it came from?
<MADDOX + KELEN + DANIEL>
*took turn looking into microscope*
<MADDOX>
No clue.
<DANIEL>
Same here.
<KELEN>
That would be the BRAIN CELLS. Both of the control samples and testing samples taken during the Experiments came from your local cannibalistic resident, Ulom. The control samples is his "healthy" brain, but he's already sick to begin with. The sample taken during Experiments... well...
<MADDOX>
Decay?
<DANIEL>
Mutation?
<KELEN>
Mutation would be close to right, but that's still not entirely accurate. It more of... development of self-defense mechanism in attempt to protect the body from the invasive environments, such as the Experiments.
<DANIEL>
So it's a mutation.
<KELEN>
Who's trying to explain, yabbermouth?! Ener, staples please.
<ENER>
Yes, mama :3 I mean, madam.
<DANIEL>
I will just shut up now…
<KELEN>
The development of such self-defense mechanism had caused rational thoughts and conscious to devolve into survival-first mindset, which would explain why everyone on the ship went crazy.
<MADDOX>
So that mean we're all turning back into animals?
<KELEN>
Ener, staples.
<MADDOX>
Oh would you stop that! I am saying...
<ENER>
BZZZT, you silly. We're already animals.
<KELEN>
Ener - 1
Morons - 0
Yes, we are already animals. You can say that we are all devolving into animals with mental mindsets of pure instincts free of rational, cognitive, and tamed thoughts and emotions. Primitive creatures, you could say.
<MADDOX + DANIEL>
Oh.
<KELEN>
If only Doctor Dodd is here, he would explain things better. Nice going, GENIUSES.
<ENER>
Doctor Dodd is a GRADE-A FREAK!
<MADDOX>
Either it was us or him.
<KELEN>
Still, I can't help but think that he was really onto something here...
<DANIEL>
Hey, hey, hey! Quiet! I hear someone talking behind the FOURTH WALL.
COMMAND:
1. Find the root of the lobi palm.
2. Pour lemonade all over it.
3. Release ULOM.
<MADDOX>
Wait, LEMONADE?
<ENER>
Yep, which I have :3
<KELEN>
Yep.
From LEMONS.
Which are suppose to be extinct.
Doctor Dodd and Dawn of Horizon Solar (Sol) somehow revived them. Don't worry about the lemons... totally unrelated to the Situation.
<MADDOX>
Can I try one?
<ENER>
NO! Wait until we're all out of this freak of the place. Then we can toasts for our accomplishment :3
<DANIEL>
Wait, those VOICES OF THE WALL have the right ideas!
<MADDOX>
Oh?
<KELEN>
Oh thank you, lord. Someone's definitely crazy.
<DANIEL>
OH QUIET YOU. Ener, you can pour all of LEMONADE over the LOBI PALMS' barks, release Ulom, and have him run to the PALMS by scent and eat it all and freeing us! I remember from my BLACK BOOK that some insects love the scent of flowers and fruits. Since Ulom LOVES to eat anything, he wouldn't resists such tangy smell!
<ENER>
Oooohhh... nice idea :3
HEY, WAIT!!!
I am not going there again!
<MADDOX>
Sorry, Ener. But let us put this to vote.
<KELEN>
Agreed.
COMMAND:
2. Pour lemonade all over it.
3. Release ULOM.
Once they're there at the door where Ulom is in the DARK ROOM, Ener proceed to pour the LEMONADE over the barks of LOBI PALMS.
Oh don't worry, Ener made many batches of BOTTLED LEMONADE :3
<ENER>
OOOHHH...
❤ Sweet and tangy scents ❤
<MADDOX>
I don't smell anything...
<DANIEL>
Neither do I. And I thought this would works too…
<KELEN>
MORONS. Most of animal beings have highly sensitive noses/tongues/antennas and can smell/detect faint scents up to 1000 times stronger than us human's.
<MADDOX + DANIEL>
Oh.
<ENER>
Well, imma going in now. Wish me luck and survival.
<DANIEL>
Don't be a cockroach grub!
<MADDOX>
Don't make me kick you off.
<ENER>
Done and done.
<DANIEL>
Is that… ?
<KELEN>
Ulom? Gawd... and I thought it couldn't get any more repugnant …
<MADDOX>
YES! It took the bait! Everyone, get ready!
<ENER>
Grawr!
<KELEN>
This has better works...
<DANIEL>
It will. My BLACK BOOK never fails me.
<ENER>
All right! It works!!!
<MADDOX>
Here we come, Quo, you fat slug.
<DANIEL>
Uh oh...
<KELEN>
Guys? We got a teeny tiny problem here…