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BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 21:22
by Jatsko
BAD JOKES
RULES
1. They do not have to be good
2. Most of the time they are puns
3. If you have ever eaten a major-brand Popsicle and read the wooden sticks then you know what I'm talking about.
4. Keep 'em flowing
GO
Q-Which U. S. President had the most futuristic weaponry?
A-Ronald RAY-GUN
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 21:37
by Cone
So apparently Japanese water is a joke.
Anyone who gets this one except Vurn and Anteroinen gets a free cookie.
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 21:49
by ENIHCAMBUS
I think I already said it somewhere:
Why a man has his ass shrunk out?
He shove a up a lemon through his anus!
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 22:42
by Jatsko
For some reason I can't picture that one on a Popsicle Stick...
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Where did the clown go when he was arrested?
To the PUN-ITENTIARY
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 22:45
by ENIHCAMBUS
How do you call a "bad taste" popsicle?
POOP-SICLE (I have to admit that I sounded like Bender with this joke)
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 22:50
by Jatsko
When Bender finds this thread...
Where does a haystack go to eat dinner?
TACO BALE
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 22:53
by ENIHCAMBUS
When Bender will find this thread?
In Nov-Bender
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 23:12
by WorldisQuiet5256
What Batman Villain do you sound like when you talk into a pringles can?"
BANE!!!!!
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 23:15
by ENIHCAMBUS
Search "Zerg Rush" in Google...
Re: BAD JOKES
Posted: 20 Oct 2014 23:18
by Jatsko
Search "Do a barrel roll" in Google
Which Mateusz Skutnik creation starred in the movie "Platoon"?
wait for it
wait
wait
wait
Sub-ma- SHEEN
(Charlie Sheen)
lol