Bender's S(hi)tories

[bender]

A new Episode whenever I want!

Where I got the idea




Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 1: The Bending Menace

ENIHCAMBUS: Hi.
*5 years later*
Bender: Hi
ENIHCAMBUS: Bender why do you say me hi now?
Bender: Sublevel explodes
ENIHCAMBUS: What?
Sublevel: Why do I always explode?
Bender: Because you are a bunny!
Sublevel: That doesn't make any sense...
ENIHCAMBUS: Bender are you alright?
Vortex: I am an Onion!
ENIHCAMBUS: What the hell?
Bender: I am Vurning on acid right now!!
Vurn: Its not funny. All of your good jokes argon.
Chemistry Cat: High five!
ENIHCAMBUS: Can somebody tell me whats going on?
Kakama: I will tell you... But get your kakamatar first!!!!
Sublevel: No get a Sublevelatar!
Kakama: Kakamatar!
Sublevel: Sublevelatar!
Vortex: What about onionatar?
WIQ: I am so quiet right now...
Babylon: Sublevel are you gay?
Sublevel: No but I only love gay crows!
xetroV: Good bunny!
ENIHCAMBUS: What the hell is happening!
Sunday: They all drunk my juice! VITAMIN FILTERED SUBSTANCE! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Boingo: What did I miss?
Gil: I changed my name to gilbert!! awww yeah!
Boingo: Good for you!
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Mateusz: Bender what the hell!
Bender: What do you mean?
Mateusz: Did you bend the forum again?
Bender: Maybe...
Mateusz: Goddammit Bender! I am not going to get you that blender for Christmas!
Bender: I am going to kill your bunnies then!
Mateusz: How?
Bender: When is Submachine 9 is out?
Mateusz: Bender stop
Bender: When is Submachine 9 is out?
Mateusz: NOO
Bender: When is Submachine 9 is out?
Mateusz: I loved that bunny!
Bender: When is Submachine 9 is out?
Mateusz: No not Frank!
Bender: When is Submachine 9 is out?
Mateusz: NOOOO!
Bender: When is Submachine 9 is out?
Mateusz: Okay you win this round! But I am going to win the round 2! *grabs banhammer*
Bender: NOOOO!
*Bender is now offline*
Mateusz: Mwhahahaha!
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Sublevel: Is this part where I explode?
Narrator: Yes

*Sublevel explodes*

[bender]

Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 2: Attack of the Bunnies

Bender: Damn I can't believe Mateusz banned me. I mean I didn't create a Mateusz meme in a long time...
Bunny: *squeak*
Bender: What was that?
Bunny: *squeak* *growl*
Bender: Oh its a little bunny. Where did you come from little guy?
Bunny: Follow me! I will show you.
Bender: Wait! Did you just.. Uh never mind!

*Bender follows the bunny to a karma portal*

Bender: Whats that?
Bunny: Its a karma portal. It leads to Pastel Land.
Bender: Why would I want go there?
Bunny: Please you have to help us! Mateusz has gone crazy! He is going to kill our leader!
Bender: I will help you but there is a problem.
Bunny: What is it?
Bender: I was banned from there. I don't think I will be able go there.
Bunny: Don't worry wear this helmet.
*Bunny gives Bender a helmet*
Bunny: It will allow you walk around Pastel Land freely.
*Bender wears the helmet*
Bender: I don't feel any diff--- Wait a minute! This helmet won't do anything! You are just giving it to me to make me trust you and jump in that portal! But you are not going to fool me. I am not jumping in some random portal. I don't even know you!
Bunny: ...
Bender: ...
Bunny: I will give you five bucks.

*Meanwhile in Pastel Land*

Mateusz: Goddammit Sublevel I said no bunnies at Pastel Land, but you are a bunny yourself! Don't you know I hate bunnies! (After Frank's death Mateusz started to hate bunnies)
Sublevel: Please man don't kill me! I am never going to come here again! I swear!
Mateusz: Its too late for that!
Sublevel: NOOOO!
Bender: Mateusz stop right now!
Mateusz: YOU!
Sublevel: Bender!!! You are a noob.
Bender: Damn you Sublevel, I am going to deal with you later. By creating Sublevel memes mwhahaha!
Mateusz: You made me kill Frank! NOW I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
*Mateusz jumps at Bender*
Bender: Release the exploding bunnies! NOW!
Suicidal Bunnies: For our leader!
*boom boom boom boom boom boom*
Mateusz: NOOO!
*boom boom boom boom*
Mateusz: My revenge will be sweet!
*Mateusz opens karma portal and escapes*

*The battle is over the bunnies are saved*

Bunnies: Woohoo! Our leader is saved! Thank you Bender!
Bender: Wait a minute! Sublevel are you the leader of the bunnies?
Sublevel: All this explosions make me wanna go boom!
*Sublevel explodes*
Bunnies: NOOO! The leader is dead!!
Bender: Don't worry he will come back!
Bunnies: Hooray!

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Bender: Can I have my five bucks now?

[Boingo]

I hope Mateusz likes this. Because if he doesn't, he will steal your five bucks, pay for a ban hammer and do something

Merry Christmas!!!

[bender]

So whats everyone's opinions on this?

[Sublevel 113]

I wonder why did you created new thread for THIS story.
Or rename it as "Bender's s(hi)storIES". :P

[bender]

I wonder why did you created new thread for THIS story.
Or rename it as "Bender's s(hi)storIES".

That sounds better

[bender]

Bender's S(hi)tor Episode 3: Revenge of the Noob

*Another Mateusz-free happy day in Pastel Land*

*bzzzzzzzzzz*

Vortex: Bender what the hell are you doing?
Bender: Blending the forum. This is my new thing. LOOK here goes WIQ's theories.
WIQ: Bender!
Bender: Sorry. *cough*they were lame*cough*

*Meanwhile a dark portal opens*

???: I told you I would return.
???: You are going to taste my wrath. Especially that noob in that red shirt.
Bender: You smell like chicken.
???: *sigh*
Vortex: Reveal yourself!

*The dark figure moves out of the shadows*

redneB: Its me! I am back!
Vortex: Really! I thought something exciting was going to happen. I am leaving.
Sublevel: Yeah me too!
WIQ: To be or not be a noob... You are a noob.
Rulocore: Hey guys! Wait is that redneB. Well back to being an artist.
Bender(Whispers): Yeah what an artist.
redneB: Yeah, noob..
Bender: So back to blending to me. Oh look Kakama's drawings.

*bzzzzzzzzzz*

redneB: Why nobody cares about me.

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Mateusz: OK Bender I am back! Time to settle this!
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Mateusz; Bender?
Mateusz: Anyone? Hellooooo?

[ENIHCAMBUS]

How will be Episode 4 called? "A New Dope"?

[ThunderDasher]

Sublevel has to explode some more.

[Sublevel 113]

I exploded too much...