Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe
Posted: 04 Mar 2018 23:28
Something
ENIHCAMBUS: ...Where his last words, before he destroyed MAT location and left us, at least partially, since we can still find ways to contact him.
Sublevel: Yeah... he must be really busy creating new world and combating N-Tark.
AK: Things feel again like when the torch was paced to me.
Anteroinen: Yeah, though the torch is in Vortex hands now.
Vortex: Hey guys, how I light this on?
Sublevel: You should know, soul of the forum!
AK: Just insert an Euro coin, it will lit.
ENIHCAMBUS: But they are no more Euro coins here...
Sublevel: In the Subnet! Remember, we can go outside to other worlds now.
Vortex: But which of these world got Euro coins in them?
Anteroinen: Good question!
Vortex: BTW, even if I had an Euro coin, there's no place where I can insert it here.
AK: We know, in reality we wanted to trick you.
Sublevel: Yeah, very good and bizarre stuff happens when you make contact with Euros.
Vortex: Oh, that... But then how I got to light this?
ENIHCAMBUS: Light what?
AK: Remember, the torch is metaphorical.
Vortex: But, I have a torch on my hand!
Anteroinen: It's just an ordinary torch.
Vortex: What's up with all this mind fuck?
Sublevel: Boredom.
Vortex: And how's that I got this torch in first place?
Sublevel: You picked it up, you were going to carry the evidence!
Vortex: The evidence for what?
Anteroinen: As you can see here, the MAT locations and all its documents...
Vortex: Oh... And how's that I don't remember anything of this?
ENIHCAMBUS: Mateusz caught you when you were looking for the evidence, and then he told you Something...
Sublevel: ...those were his last words.
Vortex: Okay, this is getting somber...
AK: Then "Something" is doing their job right.
Vortex: Guys, what are you talking about...
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Vortex: Guys?
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Vortex: I'm suddenly alone? Where are you guys?
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ENIHCAMBUS: I am here Vortex, not in another Layer, not in another SubLayer...
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AK: We are onto something...
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Anteroinen: The End...
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Sublevel: I'll miss you guys!
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Vortex: I will miss you too!
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AK: Farewell!
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Something: Goodbye!
*Vortex wakes up in burnt up MAT Location*
Vortex: Ugh...
Sublevel: Vortex, are you okay.
Vortex: I really have no idea what happened, is this the end?
Sublevel: No? Did you got the torch?
Vortex: hmm... Yeah, I have it here in my hand.
Sublevel: Well then!
Vortex: Sublevel, do you have idea of why I suddenly went unconscious here?
Sublevel: Mateusz caught you and told you something...
Vortex: Alright, but, even if we can still contact him through some ways, do you think it would be a good idea after what he did to me.
Sublevel: The thing is, we won't. We don't want to contact him. I know, imagine once greater cleric of Skutnicism accepting that our lord has abandoned us, not quite the situation though. Sometimes divine entities only want to be listened, not spoken for.
Vortex: Sublevel, why do you talk like that, you never talk like that!
Sublevel: Vortex, I have to tell you a secret. A little secret!
Vortex: What?
*Vortex comes closer to Sublevel, who promptly farts*
Sublevel: Little Secret...
Vortex: ...
Sublevel: ...
Vortex: ...
Sublevel: ...
Vortex: WTF...
Sublevel: LOL! ENIHC's plan worked!
Vortex: ehnic planned all this?
Sublevel: No, just me telling a bunch of nonsense to then tell you a much special little secret!
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah Vortex, you should have seen your face, hahaha!
Vortex: Dammit! But about what about the MAT Location, did he really burn it all?
Sublevel: Yes!
Vortex: And why did he left me unconscious?
ENIHCAMBUS: The room was closed all the time and when you entered there was a lot of carbon dioxide produced from the flames, nothing weird.
Vortex: Okay, I think everything is solved now!
*Sudden AK*
AK: Not quite, we still need to figure what this "Something" Mateusz referred was!
ENIHCAMBUS: I remember it, you know, MAT location was supposedly a quiet place, then resident sentient Karma Seal Sundex came and shout "This place is so quiet!", then I told him to not speak loud and that this place only handles loud conversations when Mateusz says "Something".
Vortex: And what happened then?
ENIHCAMBUS: Mateusz came and said "Something", then he picked up a torch and destroyed everything.
AK: Ah, so he destroyed his stuff with fire again.
Sublevel: Yeah, like when he destroyed an entire Revolution's neighborhood when a massive cat pissed the entire site.
Vortex: I still remember Borys reaction! XD
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah, like if was yesterday...
AK: Well, that's all I wanted to hear, things are not going to be much different from the last time he stopped speaking to us, when he left me in charge.
Sublevel: All hail Big Brother! And all hail Soul of Pastel Lands!
Vortex and AK: :p
ENIHCAMBUS: ...Where his last words, before he destroyed MAT location and left us, at least partially, since we can still find ways to contact him.
Sublevel: Yeah... he must be really busy creating new world and combating N-Tark.
AK: Things feel again like when the torch was paced to me.
Anteroinen: Yeah, though the torch is in Vortex hands now.
Vortex: Hey guys, how I light this on?
Sublevel: You should know, soul of the forum!
AK: Just insert an Euro coin, it will lit.
ENIHCAMBUS: But they are no more Euro coins here...
Sublevel: In the Subnet! Remember, we can go outside to other worlds now.
Vortex: But which of these world got Euro coins in them?
Anteroinen: Good question!
Vortex: BTW, even if I had an Euro coin, there's no place where I can insert it here.
AK: We know, in reality we wanted to trick you.
Sublevel: Yeah, very good and bizarre stuff happens when you make contact with Euros.
Vortex: Oh, that... But then how I got to light this?
ENIHCAMBUS: Light what?
AK: Remember, the torch is metaphorical.
Vortex: But, I have a torch on my hand!
Anteroinen: It's just an ordinary torch.
Vortex: What's up with all this mind fuck?
Sublevel: Boredom.
Vortex: And how's that I got this torch in first place?
Sublevel: You picked it up, you were going to carry the evidence!
Vortex: The evidence for what?
Anteroinen: As you can see here, the MAT locations and all its documents...
Vortex: Oh... And how's that I don't remember anything of this?
ENIHCAMBUS: Mateusz caught you when you were looking for the evidence, and then he told you Something...
Sublevel: ...those were his last words.
Vortex: Okay, this is getting somber...
AK: Then "Something" is doing their job right.
Vortex: Guys, what are you talking about...
.
.
.
Vortex: Guys?
.
.
.
Vortex: I'm suddenly alone? Where are you guys?
.
.
.
ENIHCAMBUS: I am here Vortex, not in another Layer, not in another SubLayer...
.
.
.
AK: We are onto something...
.
.
.
Anteroinen: The End...
.
.
.
Sublevel: I'll miss you guys!
.
.
.
Vortex: I will miss you too!
.
.
.
AK: Farewell!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Something: Goodbye!
*Vortex wakes up in burnt up MAT Location*
Vortex: Ugh...
Sublevel: Vortex, are you okay.
Vortex: I really have no idea what happened, is this the end?
Sublevel: No? Did you got the torch?
Vortex: hmm... Yeah, I have it here in my hand.
Sublevel: Well then!
Vortex: Sublevel, do you have idea of why I suddenly went unconscious here?
Sublevel: Mateusz caught you and told you something...
Vortex: Alright, but, even if we can still contact him through some ways, do you think it would be a good idea after what he did to me.
Sublevel: The thing is, we won't. We don't want to contact him. I know, imagine once greater cleric of Skutnicism accepting that our lord has abandoned us, not quite the situation though. Sometimes divine entities only want to be listened, not spoken for.
Vortex: Sublevel, why do you talk like that, you never talk like that!
Sublevel: Vortex, I have to tell you a secret. A little secret!
Vortex: What?
*Vortex comes closer to Sublevel, who promptly farts*
Sublevel: Little Secret...
Vortex: ...
Sublevel: ...
Vortex: ...
Sublevel: ...
Vortex: WTF...
Sublevel: LOL! ENIHC's plan worked!
Vortex: ehnic planned all this?
Sublevel: No, just me telling a bunch of nonsense to then tell you a much special little secret!
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah Vortex, you should have seen your face, hahaha!
Vortex: Dammit! But about what about the MAT Location, did he really burn it all?
Sublevel: Yes!
Vortex: And why did he left me unconscious?
ENIHCAMBUS: The room was closed all the time and when you entered there was a lot of carbon dioxide produced from the flames, nothing weird.
Vortex: Okay, I think everything is solved now!
*Sudden AK*
AK: Not quite, we still need to figure what this "Something" Mateusz referred was!
ENIHCAMBUS: I remember it, you know, MAT location was supposedly a quiet place, then resident sentient Karma Seal Sundex came and shout "This place is so quiet!", then I told him to not speak loud and that this place only handles loud conversations when Mateusz says "Something".
Vortex: And what happened then?
ENIHCAMBUS: Mateusz came and said "Something", then he picked up a torch and destroyed everything.
AK: Ah, so he destroyed his stuff with fire again.
Sublevel: Yeah, like when he destroyed an entire Revolution's neighborhood when a massive cat pissed the entire site.
Vortex: I still remember Borys reaction! XD
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah, like if was yesterday...
AK: Well, that's all I wanted to hear, things are not going to be much different from the last time he stopped speaking to us, when he left me in charge.
Sublevel: All hail Big Brother! And all hail Soul of Pastel Lands!
Vortex and AK: :p