Bender's S(hi)tories

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Sublevel 102 wrote:I exploded too much...
Come On Sublevel, everytime a new member joins you have to explode somehow, thats the way how you gain respect here. :mrgreen:
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That's probably *THE* PF meme, Evil Twins aside.

Sublevel Explodes. It's like breathing air - Those who have not used this meme have not lived.

Also, requesting that Sublevel explodes when reading this post
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ThunderDasher wrote: Also, requesting that Sublevel explodes when reading this post

Hey Sublevel what is 0/0? :lol: :lol:
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bender wrote:
ThunderDasher wrote: Also, requesting that Sublevel explodes when reading this post

Hey Sublevel what is 0/0? :lol: :lol:
Sublevel Explodes, Abacus Crashes, if both where one, then what would happen? ;)
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A black hole?
Is this my final form?
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submachine's void?
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The Kakama wrote:A black hole?
Maybe...
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Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 4: A New Dope (Prologue)

*Calm day in Pastel Land*

Vortex: Wow what a calm day...

*Vortex sees a plastic bag on the floor and picks it up*

Vortex(Thinking): Hmm.. Lets open it.

*unzip*

Vortex(Thinking): What are these blue things. They kinda look like plants. Hmm.. Should I eat them? No they are probably poisonous and stuff. It might be even Bender who left these here he must bent their DNAs and stuff. Wow what a imagination I have. I love myself. OK I am droping the bag now..

*Crunch crunch crunch*

Vortex(Thinking): What the hell brain!

*Meanwhile*

Mateusz: Why people are ignoring me. Stupid Bender...
redneB: Cheer up man. You how people act in PastelStories.
Mateusz: What did you say!!
redneB: Shit...
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Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 4: A New Dope

*Some time after Vortex ate the weird plants*

Sublevel: Hey, Vortex.
Vortex: Hey Subleve- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH

*Vortex explodes creating a blue explosion*

Sublevel: HOLY SHIT!! That was awesome.

*Meanwhile*

redneB: Look man I am sorry I said that! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
Mateusz: Its too late for that goddammit. Look "dude" I have already gone crazy because of Bender. I use 5 Prozacs a day. The doctors say that I have serious brain damage. I have lost my sense of-
redneB: Okay I get it!
Mateusz: Cool. Nice. I am going to kill you now!

*suddenly something from the clouds starts to descend*

*Meanwhile at Sublevel's*

Sublevel: So what I am trying to say is that was the best thing I have ever seen.
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: I could explode to explode like that.
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Are you listening to me?
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Are you an idiot?
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Heh.
Gilbert: Yup.
.
.
Gilbert: Hey is that a leaf on your head.
Sublevel: Yup.
Gilbert: Come on I am serious.
Sublevel: Yup.
Gilbert: ....
Sublevel: OK OK!
Sublevel: That is indeed a leaf on my head. Can you help me get it out.
*Plounck*
Sublevel: OW! That really hurt.
Gilbert: Yeah and your head is bleedin', you should probably visit Ehnic's get your body scanned.
Sublevel: Yeah, damn right!
Gilbert: High five!
Sublevel: Down low!
Gilbert: Fist pump!
Sublevel: Machine gun!
*ratatatatata!!*
Sublevel: Well shit! I should not go over the limit with these things
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Sorry for killing you and stuff..
Gilbert: No probs..

*Whilemean*

*The mysterious figure descends from the clouds*

???: Mateusz! Do not do it!
Mateusz: Holy butt-raping kitten pubic hair!!! Its you! Its really you!

*To be continued*
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Forgive me for {Posting} in your Thread Bender. This is simply a intermission.

bender: "Who are you? WorldisQuiet5256?
WiQ: "Who am EYE? Crap...*Sighs* I am "Merly" an IDEA.
And....Ideas are Bullet - Proof.
Farewell."

bender: "Flesh and Blood?" YES!!!! I HAVE KILLED HIM! I KILLED THE MONSTER! I KILLED V! But...Where did I kill him? It was...in a Sub_way...right? CRAP! I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN THE ADDRESS TO THAT TUNNEL! IT HAD A V ON IT!
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bender: BUT....I HEARD BELLS! YES! THAT I DID. THEY WERE FROM BIG BEN! wait....SHIT ON A CRACKER AND THEN SOME! BIG BEN WAS BLOWN UP A YEAR AGO! ON NOVEMBER THE 5TH!

two hours later

bender: wait....I remember a song...YES THAT I DID! But.....crap. All...I can remember was the TUNE! THE NAMELESS TUNE! Wait!!!!
:idea: :arrow: :| :geek: :ugeek: :!: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) Big Ben Has not been "Bombed" yet. There is no reason it should be. I saw it, its right down the street.

Wait...what the HELL!?/GOF?SubGOD!
WHERE DO WE COME FROM
WHAT ARE WE
WHERE ARE WE
GOING
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