Apocrypha: Audio Log #8, it has been 40 days since the new God Brownnoob turned the entirety of the Universe's matter into poopions, apparently, once this was achieved, he didn't do anything else...
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Mateusz Skutnik: More than a month have passed and you didn't do anything else with your God powers, so why do you want them then?
Brownnoob: Because if I left my Godhood, you will obviously revert everything I've done!
Mateusz Skutnik: Oh C'mon, I can give you more poopions that you can ever have, I'll create entire Submachines made of poopions so you can have fun with them.
Brownnoob: But with my powers I can do just that by myself.
Mateusz Skutnik: And why you didn't?
Brownnoob: I have this entire Universe made of poopions right now!
Mateusz Skutnik: And why do you exactly need these poopions in first place?
Brownnoob: Because I am a noob.
Mateusz Skutnik: But you're no longer a noob, you're a GOD now!
Brownnoob: A God of noobs!
Mateusz Skutnik: And where are the other noobs?
Brownnoon: I gave them vacations, but I think they realized the entire world become poopions now!
Mateusz Skutnik: Well, I have no words for that.
*Sudden Vortex*
Vortex: I am a God now!
Brownnoob: What?
Mateusz Skutnik: Vortex, lets do it!
Vortex: Yes! Brownnoob, your Godhood ends now!
Brownnoob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The combine divine powers of Mateusz and Vortex revert Brownnoob to his noob state*
Brownnoob: No, my Godhood!
*Mateusz reverts all the matter of the Universe to its original state*
Brownnoob: No, my World! *Brownnoon Flees*
Vortex: Wow, we defeated him, hooray!
Mateusz Skutnik: Yes! Now you know your part of the deal!
Vortex: Thinking about it, I like being a God.
Mateusz Skutnik: Vortex, you were supposed to let me return you to your normal state.
Vortex: Sorry Mateusz, but I think I would like to "play" with with my new powers!
*Sudden Sublevel*
Sublevel: I am a God once again, and I am glad you Vortex decided to join my side after all!
Vortex: I had this plan all the time!
Sublevel: Yay! Vortex, you know what to do! Summon the shadows, lets make this place a sweet nightmare!
*Sudden xetroV*
xetroV: Here A God I Am!
Vortex: Ah, I see you have come xetroV!
xetroV: Yeah, lets do this thing!
Mateusz Skutnik: WTF is going on? Vortex, you betrayed me!
Vortex: Well, Sublevel is my best friend here, what did you expect?
Mateusz Skutnik: Goddammit!
*Sudden Bender*
Bender: Hey guys, thought I could join you too!
Vortex: Hey Bender!
Sublevel: Bender... I should have banned you when I had the chance.
Bender: Eh, don't worry, I'll just play along with you, I won't do my nasty stuff I promise.
Sublevel: We'll see...
*Sudden redneB*
redneB: Hey Bender, do they give you God snacks when you become a God?
Bender: You can just make them appear from nowhere.
redneB: *Manifests a bag of crisps* Oh, this is the God stuff!
Mateusz Skutnik: *Facepalm*
*Sudden ENIHCAMBUS*
ENIHCAMBUS: Though I could also do something here now that playing God its becoming a thing!
Vortex: Oh hay En... *ENIHCAMBUS manipulates Vortex speech to pronounce his name correctly* Enihc!
ENIHCAMBUS: Oh hay Vortex! I see you can pronounce my name correctly now!
Vortex: Don't do that again, or you will suffer my godly wraith, okay?
ENIHCAMBUS: Well then...
Mateusz Skutnik: Enihc, I have a question...
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah!
Mateusz Skutnik: Why is this series called "It Was All A Dream" if it revolves more around divinity than dreaming?
ENIHCAMBUS: Ah, that's an interesting question, and I think Sublevel will be very interested in earing the answer!
Sublevel: What?
ENIHCAMBUS: Yes Sublevel, the truth is...
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Override mode deactivated, dream sequence finalizedENIHCAMBUS: You were all the time inside Shiva's dream!
Sublevel: Oww, my head... Wait! Really?
ENIHCAMBUS: Yes.
Sublevel: So it was all a dream?
ENIHCAMBUS: Of course!
Sublevel: But I swear Shiva told me it something nasty if I used the Dream Shard with it!
S.H.I.V.A.: I was reacting to you and your friend setting the Override mode without authorization!
Sublevel: Well, maybe that wouldn't happen if your Defense System wasn't shitty!
ENIHCAMBUS: Not this again Sublevel!
Sublevel: Ok... So this is reality then!
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah!
Sublevel: But how do we know all this is a result of a dream of someone? I mean, maybe in the real "real world" I used the Dream Shard to enter someone's dream and now I'm stuck here...
ENIHCAMBUS: *sighs* That's not posible Sublevel...
Sublevel: Why?
ENIHCAMBUS: Because the Dream Shard doesn't exist in the real "real world"... *ENIHCAMBUS moves away*
Sublevel: Ah...
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Sublevel: ...Wait what?
The End
