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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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*groan*
And these are actually funny. :)
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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Ha! I'm in here too. XD
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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Not to give a thumbs down to your wonderful work, I did find it funny.
But...

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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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Pure WIN!

Meanwhile in a space station in Layer 1

Gil: Starks, i see something strange in the docks.
Starks Hayter: What it is?
Gil: I don't know, I can't see it clearly. Call to someone in the dock.

Meanwhile in the Docks

Culorore: Look!!!
Boingo: Culo...
Vortex: Culo...
Anteroinen: I don't know whats important with his ass.
Vortex: Guess what, while Rulo always shows mindfuck, Culo always shows his dirty ass.
Ring... Ring...
Boingo: Hello!
Starks Hayter: Whats ongoing there!
Boingo: Its Culorore, its showing his ass to everyone.
Starks Hayter: Thanks! Thats all I wanted to know.

Back to the base

Starks Hayter: Culorore is showing his ass to everyone in the Docks.
Gil: I know what I have to do!
Starks Hayter: Yes! Charge the LAZOR!
Gil: Charging Lazor!
Once the LAZOR fired, Culorore uses a Super-Fart to counter attack the LAZOR

Meanwhile in Layer 1 Space, somewhat before the current events, Sublevel and xetroV are fighting

Sublevel: For the Subgod! I might stop you!
xetroV: HA! try your best, your soul must be mine.

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Sublevel
2000HP-1000MP

xetroV
5000HP-2000MP

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-Sublevel's turn (2000HP_1000MP)
-Sublevel uses bunny flare (-130MP) and makes 223 damage to xetroV
-xetroV is burning, takes 12% more damage from all sources.

-xetroV's turn (4767HP_2000MP)
-xetroV smokes in Sublevel face (-75MP)
-Sublevel is cursed and takes 30% more damage from dark and light elemental attacks

-Sublevel's turn (2000HP_870MP)
-Sublevel uses mega fire kick (-380MP) and makes 784 damage to xetroV, and increases his agility 67% for one turn.

-xetroV's turn (3983HP_1925MP)
-xetroV chats: You think you can stop me, just look all what I can do!
-Sublevel chats: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-xetroV transforms and reachs his final form, restoring all his HP and MP and increasing them to 18000 and 7500.
-xetroV uses Dark Blast (-500MP), but Sublevel evades it.

-Sublevel's turn (1000HP_490MP)
-Sublevel lose his aditional agility
-Sublevel chats: Imposible, you can continue your turn after a transformation.
-xetroV chats: Its Dark Magic dude, You can do everything with it.
-Sublevel chats: Lets end all this madness. For the SUBGOD!
-Sublevel uses Wisdom Gem to have infinite MP for one turn
-Sublevel uses Ultimate Explotion
-xetroV: Thats all what you have! Huh...
In that very moment Gil launched the LAZOR and Culorore the Super-Fart, then when Sublevel is going to explode, both the LAZOR and the S-Fart collide right where xetroV is and Sublevel explodes making a triple huge devasting damage to xetroV, defeating him:

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-xetroV takes 11854901 damage
-xetroV defeated
-Sublevel survives with only 1HP thanks to the special effect of the Ultimate Explotion
-Sublevel wons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Sublevel get the following achieves:
-Defeat xetroV (1000 XP)
-Win a battle with only 1 HP (1000 XP)
-Do more than 10000000 damage (10000000 XP)
-Sublevel goes to LV323
-Sublevel got a new reward item: Personal Navigator
Meanwhile in the present

Sublevel: And thats how I got my own personal navigator. :P
Vortex: LOL, I think I can defeat you XD.
Sublevel: You think so?

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Vortex
1300HP-2200MP

Sublevel
120000HP-64500MP

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-Vortex chats: Mother of SUBGOD!!!
-Sublevel chats: Hehe!
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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Scientia est Clavem
Non autem est Mente et Animo

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But is not Mind and Soul
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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Sorry if I offended you. I think the next time I have to not try to offend someone (Except evil twins, those deserves to be offended).
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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You didn't offended me, I found it quite funny.
I was just commenting on you work.
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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OK.

The other side of the clock

Vortex: Boingo, how is the feeling of living in the other side of the clock
Boingo: ZZZzzzZZZ...
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

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^sorry, but I didn't get humor. :?:
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Me neither :/ is it referring to the antipodals or something?
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