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I'M COMING
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Only Truth

Bunny stayed on the Edge.
All he has seen was Submachine.
His home land...
Yes. That's what he thought before...
But things changed. Now he knew the truth.
He saw true face of the machine.
And he figured out its true purpose.
Now he saw everything that was hid from him. From each people here.
He understood everything.
And even mysterious woman that was swimming in pool couldn't distract him from his thoughts.
These walls... This void...
Just a trap for him. And his friends.
Machine devoured them right after he entered this wonderful world.
He was such fool...

Sublevel: You wanted to tell me something?

Lurker: ...
No.


Sublevel: Then leave me alone...

*Beast leaves bunny and comes to another*

levelbuS: Yes... YES... All hope will soon be lost.
And now you, pet beast...

Lurker: ...

levelbuS: You're lucky you didn't tell anything to him. You're lucky you wasn't told to your former masters. Or you don't like this?

Lurker: ...

levelbuS: Haha. Your pitiful play can't change things...

Lurker: Shut up you...

levelbuS: NO. YOU LISTEN ME. Not you or your fellows can't change the land where you all are hiding. You know the truth...

Lurker: It can't be truth... there must be...

levelbuS: NO. There is only truth. US. And there is only our way. It was all predicted. Since the moment it all began.
There is only lies. There's only addiction. And there's only consequences...
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Then Ben Eulb's cock escaped from Sublevel and became Rooster5man.
Is this my final form?
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IT IS TIME FOR LAZOR!!!

amakaK suomynonA: Everything ready?

liG: hhyyeess...


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liG: FAAAAAAAAIRE!!!

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liG: Ish it done?

*amakaK checks*

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amakaK: Yes...

liG: hahahahahah

amakaK: Goodbye, false God...

liG: Sir Skutul willhbe pleazed.

amakaK: It seem we must thank dark bunny who give us that magical numbers...

liG:Hyeah... Me like to inserth coordinates into mine machine... TO DESTROY TARGET.


*both laughs*

???: Arhe u absoluthelly shure we destroid it?

amakaK: Yes, liG! I check already. Ok ok, I check again.

*checks*

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amakaK: What the...

???: Ih guhesz your karmic destroyer ehxistz only in seven layers, am I correct?

*amakaK turns around, sees liG who fell to relax for good I guess, and...*

amakaK: You! O_O

Mateusz Skutnik: Holy Jesus you guys. I almost broke my tongue trying to simulate your awful speech... Did you ever visit school?

amakaK: ...
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Heh, I want to wait how this plays out, because I can add a plot twist in the end >:)
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Heh, I would like to see that. >:3
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Me too. XD But what if someoje adds a twist to the twist?
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You can add plot twist by yourself. :D
Didn't read your stories.
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Old Man Murtaugh

Vortex: Dude...
ENIHCAMBUS: What?
Vortex: You said long time ago that this thread would had reach the 100th page by the half of this year. But you didn't posted anything since March.
ENIHCAMBUS: You know dude, things have changed, and now that the Universes collided, there's more to explore, how I know the place next to is safe for making mischiefs?
Vortex: I dunno, at least you know about the whole stuff that happed until now, you have an idea.
ENIHCAMBUS: levelbuS invaded, but was ignored, maybe because he was alone and he could be easily defeated, but one doesn't knows, at least Gil took care of him on the end. Something else I missed?
Vortex: Murtaugh stole the Sun...
ENIHCAMBUS: What?
Vortex: Murtaugh stole the Sun and cuddled with it.
ENIHCAMBUS: Vortex, please, stop already with the glowing fungi, is not good for your mental health.
Vortex: But I'm telling the truth, ask ThunderDasher, he knows!
ENIHCAMBUS: Where I can find him?
Vortex: He always hangouts in the MLP Location.
ENIHCAMBUS: You want me to go to Submachine? It has been left out like all the other worlds after the great coalition, is only Pastel Land and whatever new world Mateusz is building, that can only be observed by the observation hill near the streaming waterfall on Tubeland.
Vortex: Just go already!

*ENIHCAMBUS Goes to MLP location in Subnet to look for ThunderDasher*

ThunderDasher: Hey Enihc!
ENIHCAMBUS: So Vortex told me Murtaugh stole the Sun and cuddle with it, did that really happened?
ThunderDasher: Yeah, I brought the sunglasses and the sunbleach.
ENIHCAMBUS: Tell me more.
ThunderDasher: One day Sublevel challenged Murtuagh to a fight, Sublevel spawned a radioactive tar monster and that scared the shit out of Murtaugh. At the night, he could sleep because he was having nightmares, so he went and stole the Sun so he could have light while sleeping.
ENIHCAMBUS: Cuddling with the Sun, one has to be at least a Demi-God to do something like that!
ThunderDasher: Well, Murtaugh is a Demi-God after all.
ENIHCAMBUS: Murtaugh really did a good job to become a deity.
ThunderDasher: Yeah, if you want to become a deity, you have to do the right things, or else you explode...
ENIHCAMBUS: Wait, so did Sublevel challenge Mur to become a deity?
ThunderDasher: Thats indeed a good question! Maybe Thoth knows.
ENIHCAMBUS: Where's him?
ThunderDasher: In the Submachine Embassy.

*At the Submachine Embassy*

ENIHCAMBUS: Dude!
Thoth: If you're looking for answers, I'm telling you, Sublevel is right with AK now!
ENIHCAMBUS: Thanks Dude! *ENIHCAMBUS leaves*
Thoth (Whispers): I hate everyone here...

*At AK's office*

ENIHCAMBUS: AK!
AK: Hey Enihc!
ENIHCAMBUS: Have any idea of what happened with Sublevel?
AK: I was really busy trying to fix all the servers in Pastel Town last week that I forgot about, but if I'm not wrong, Sublevel must be heading to Location 355.
ENIHCAMBUS: Again that Subnet, damn.
AK: Hey dude, is still an important place, no matter is abandoned now.

*Meanwhile at location 355*
Sublevel: I need to go, I need to go *Sublevel seats at the toilet*.
*Sublevel poops*
Sublevel: Ooh!
*Sublevel poops again*
Sublevel: Oww...
*poops once again*
Sublevel: Ouch...
*More Poop*
Sublevel: Aargh...
*Even more poop*
Sublevel: Wow!
*Even much more poop*
Sublevel: Oh Subgod...
*Infinitely more poop*
Sublevel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH...
*ENIHCAMBUS arrives*
ENIHCAMBUS: Sublevel, what the hell did you eat?
Sublevel: Glowing Mushroom Soup!
ENIHCAMBUS: And how is your poop creamy? Bunny shit are supposed to be solid spheres...
Sublevel: Hey, you're not that one who makes the rules here...
ENIHCAMBUS: I come to ask you, did you challenge Murtaugh to a fight for his deity status?
Sublevel: LOL no, I just wanted to show Murtaugh if could confront me nightmares, I though that because he was deity, he would not fear, but I was wrong, Mur ended completely scared, he even took the Sun and cuddle with it to sleep because he was so afraid of darkness.
ENIHCAMBUS: Wow, so it was all real, man I would had never believed this.
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Murtaugh: So thats the story of why I cuddled with the Sun, now my dear Liz can I go back to home, I swear I would never left you fo other!
Elizabeth: Murtaugh, is hard to tell that you were afraid of a monster you could kill easily with your Karma Powers, I know your fears, and is being buried alive.
Murtaugh: Okay, you won it, I cuddled with the Sun, but not because I love it, I wanted to steal its energy to feed my Karma Powers and become a God, because being a Demi-God sucks.
Elizabeth: This is not about power stealing powers, you cuddled with the Sun, the Sun is a Baby, you cuddled with a Baby, you're a Pedophiliac!
Murtaugh: Well, Fuck.
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Announcer: Criminal Deities continues after the following adverstiment.
SmartGuy: Oh boy, that was hard.
Strange Planet: I hope Mur doesn't comes to my house, such monster, I'm afraid.
Marbles: Don't worry dude, nothing of this is real.
Robobrain: I would like the see what the other deities are up to!
Announcer: Before continuing, a teaser of the next episode, AK will become crazy and install CCTVs through all Pastel Town. Criminal Deities has been brought to you by Thunder-Jatsko Productions.
Robobrain: Great!
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*Meanwhile at Thunder-Jatsko studios*
AK: Dudes, seriously, what is this fuck all about, is offensive and such.
ThunderDasher: We gained popularity after the episode where Gil spawned Mr. Rogers to kill all the TRAITORS, you can't take us from air easily.
AK: Well, I really liked that, but I swear, what's up with me installing CCTV all around the place?
Jatsko: Oh, that was Sublevel idea, he said to us that Big Brother was watching us, and we came with all else!
AK: Fuck you Sublevel...
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ENIHCAMBUS: Wait, so can somebody tell me please if Murtaugh did really cuddle with the Sun, or was all a TV program, I don't understand!
Kakama: No one knows...
ENIHCAMBUS: Okay...
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*Strange Planet's house*
Strange Planet: Thank Subgod not all that happens in TV is real.
???: Oh I would say that.
Strange Planet: Who's is there!?
Murtaugh (Appears from Karma Portal): I'm looking for something bright to cuddle in the night!
Strange Planet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THE END
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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wow, is that first story from second season of Guardians, after Submachine era ended and era of multiuniverse began?
good job!

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jeez Eny, stupid toilet jokes again...
*opens archive and takes out...*
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so, levelbuS the greatest was defeated by Gil?
*writes on my notebook for final battle with evil twins storyline*
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