🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

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Bonbon: Noobs! We will wear these robes from now on! Bonword please pass them around.
Ben Elub: They look cool!
Ben King: Do we really have to?
Bandar: Do they do anything?
Bonbon: They will give us special powers! To aid us in our quest for the mega poop!
Benn Nerg: Hmm? Like what?
Bonbon: Put it on..
greennoob: *burp*.. Amazing!
bluenoob: I am bluenoob!
rednoob: I liek dis!
graynoob: Whatever...
violetnoob: Oh my noob! Benegnaro looks so sexy :) :)
pinknoob: !hceeps sdrawkcab evah I !looC
yellownoob: Uhh-- umm... I g-guesss it's --- OK..
aquamarinenoob: I am.... satisfied...
noobnoob: Yes! YES! LEGENDARY!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH




greennoob: *burp*







maroonnoob: *fart*


*Coming soon*
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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Sudden realization

Sublevel: So... that means... for all these years... I HAVE WORSHIPED TO METAL ASSED COMPUTER??!

Mateusz Skutnik: Pwned! XD
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Voice of reason

*each of guardians gathered in S.a.f.e. location, where last copy of ISubmachine that exists in universe is located*

AK: So... Who will get it?

Enihcambus: I know the only way how to decide who will get blessing of Elizabeth and take this holy thing...

Sublevel: MURDER!!!

The rest of people: YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Bender: Only one will survive!

Vurn: The most strong man!

Anteroinen: Natural selection! Darwin knew this moment will come!

The rest of people...: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!

...except Vortex: ...or we just can make a copies. :roll:
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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THE REAL DEAL

Thoth is greeting new guardian recruits at the Steel Corridor

Thoth: So you want to be Guardians of the PastelVerse, you came in right time, nothing is happening, now that Subgod is really busy, he conceived the ability to grant new guardians to those with authorized clearance, like myself, the Ambassador AI of the Submachine and time manipulator known as T.H.O.T.H.

*RockyOceanK raises his arm*

Thoth: Yes, you the sediment rock geomorph with a gramophone head!
RockyOceanK: How much does this cost?
Thoth: This costs nothing, you just present yourself here and gotcha!
RockyOceanK: Oh cool!
Ko9: Hey Thoth, what my peculiarity got to be?
Thoth: You can left your enemies knocked out with giving them exactly 9 punch to them in their faces.
Ko9: That sounds tricky.
Thoth: Well, you're still a recruit.

months later. MAT Location.

Mateusz Skutnik: Guys, listen.
Jatsko: What's the deal boss!
Mateusz Skutnik: Oh guys, I'm sorry to say, but this is the Big Deal, no, rather THE REAL DEAL.
Vortex: What happened?
Mateusz Skutnik: Remember about the new huge world I'm creating, it seems that something, rather someone from it escaped and went out of control...
Ko9: What was it?
Mateusz Skutnik: Its called the "N-Tark", the idea just slipped out of my mind and escaped to the Pastel Realm, I'm not sure what is going to do since I just created it recently and I'm still have no idea of what is going, nor what is capable of doing. All I know is that he went rogue and escaped, so maybe is a bad thing.
Vortex: Oh, I remember seeing it, it run of the stream near the world creating observation plaza, where we see each week how you make new worlds.
Mateusz Skutnik: Yeah, I see. Guys...
Sublevel: Yes Subgod.
Mateusz Skutnik: Its the time, its THE REAL DEAL, its time for the Guardians to act, and stop the mighty and fearful N-Tark.
RockyOceank: Oh my God, we will got to finally stop a real villain!
Sublevel: Yeah! I'm going to trap that N-Tark and explode it before he touches my Submachine! specially me lab!
Mateusz Skutnik: Good luck guys!
AK: Well, there you are, it seems we got it, hmmm, I wonder how much of a deal could that "N-Tark" be, I don't think is more powerful than Skutul, let alone retraC even.
Vortex: Yeah, it seems like just a normal dude, albeit from a world that we still know nothing about, so we are not sure what is it capable.
Ko9: We also don't know if it really has bad intentions, Mateusz said so because it went rogue and escaped from its still in development world.
AK: Yeah, but still have to stay in alert just in case.

Meanwhile in the Overmachine, Wicked Temple location.

retraC: Please, I will give you all the money, but please, don't hurt me please! *Cries*
N-Tark: I don't want your money, I only want to talk to your boss.
retraC: Okay, here is his direction. *retraC gives N-Tark a card containing Skutul lair's direction*

Skutul's lair, Overmachine counterpart of MAT Location

Skutul: Ah, N-Tark, I see you received the message I sent you trough the BRB Location.
N-Tark: Yes master, why you made me that favor, why you made me acknowledge about my fate.
Skutul: That's not THE REAL DEAL here, you know, I did lied to you.
N-Tark: WHAT?
Skutul: Well, actually not, I'm not sure whatever you're supposed to be a joke, but just look at your name!
N-Tark: So what's THE REAL DEAL?
Skutul: Oh, you know, Mateusz has been quite lazy lately...

Meanwhile somewhere

Bender: Mateusz, Lazy as always.

Skutul's Lair

Skutul: ...and he has been letting ideas from his viewers have a certain influence on his.
N-Tark: So that explains my ugly name?
Skutul: Yeah, and once the new world comes, all the others will see you as a joke, maybe. See, is becuase of the Guardians of the PastelVerse, join me, and we will kick their asses!
N-Tark: Alright Skutul, you convinced, I will accept your orders.
Skutul: Good to hear that, weakened retraC, sleeping avihS, powerless Core, and that shithead of Noobnoob, none of them served me well, its time to show these Guardians THE REAL DEAL, I will make of you their worst nightmare!
N-Tark: Yes my boss!

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THE END?
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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Oh my god...what have I done..
....I,RockyOceanK,have a confession to make...
...........
I...Short of created the N-tark..or at least I was the one who first spoke of its name,the ntark..
Now,it's taking over the pastel universe...
I'm sincerely sorry..you can pass judgment on me..
I hit rock bottom
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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I see I'm continuing my trend of speaking an average of one line per story XD
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The Exit
- By WorldisQuiet5256

“The exit of THE EXIT is the best place to begin THE EXIT, because if you read THE EXIT from the beginning of the beginning of THE EXIT to the exit of the exit of THE EXIT, you will arrive at the exit.”

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*exits the thread*
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WorldisQuiet5256 wrote:I found out something interesting two days ago. The opening to the game,
All memories are lost in time. Like Tears, in rain.
This is the interesting bit; Roy final words from the Movie Blade Runner, its almost the same.
Just replace the word 'memories' with 'moments'.
WiQ found a plagiarism in the Game
-By WorldisQuiet5256

WiQ: "HEY! I just found a plagerism in FLF!?!?!?!?! What the dealo? The intro is taken from the movie Blade Runners. From Roys last words before dying. Just replace 'Memory' with 'Moments'.
Pastel Forum:......
WiQ: "Hello? Anyone there?"
Pastel Forum:....
WiQ: [thinking] "I'm sure someone will comment about it."

French Accent: 2 Days Later.

WiQ:.........
Pastel Forum:.....
WiQ:.......
Pastel Forum:.....
WiQ: *Stares*
Pastel Forum:......
WiQ: *Stares........*
Pastel Forum:....
WiQ: *Stares*
Pastel Forum:......
WiQ: WHAT THE F$%^!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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wait, but I thought we knew that reference already.
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