Cleverbot.

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Re: Cleverbot.

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Hmm...
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Is this my final form?
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Either it is lying or submachine is on Earth
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Re: Cleverbot.

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cleverbot wrote:it is the most beautiful place on Earth
O_O
cleverbot wrote:it is the most beautiful place on Earth
O_O
cleverbot wrote:it is the most beautiful place on Earth
SUBMACHINE IS ON THE EARTH???

AND CLEVERBOT IS ACTUALLY SUBBOT???

O_O

And what the hell is 'Smila'??? Is it location? Why should Kakama visit it?

Edit: Nevermind. He is just trolling us ("he" is Cleverbot, not Kakama)!
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE??? Please, say me...

Cleverbot: Me.

User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???

Cleverbot: An electronic machine, commonly used for entertainment, such as yourself.

User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???

Cleverbot: It is a man-made device used to perform a given task.

User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???

Cleverbot: Thats a man like me.

User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???

Cleverbot: Me.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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And what the hell is 'Smila'??? Is it location? Why should Kakama visit it?
This place? And don't ask me why I should visit it, it's cleverbot's idea.
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???

Cleverbot: An electronic machine, commonly used for entertainment, such as yourself.
:lol: Cleverbot nailed it.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Random conversation:
User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: How did you know it was evening?

User: I have a watch.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me what time it is?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, I did not.

Cleverbot: Ok, I believe you, you didn't.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am bubbly.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Do you like to rock?

User: No. I don't random comments either.

Cleverbot: Then how are you still alive.

User: A perfect example!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 1832 years old.

Cleverbot: And what arbor means?

User: I need to go.

Cleverbot: No don't leave me.

User: Unfortunately for you, your adventure ends here.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of a boy with my name before. You must get teased at school because of it.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Speak to you again soon.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Look what conversation I intercepted...:
User: Hello. My name is Retrac.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. Something is wrong?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's better.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I have question: what would you do to save your life?

Cleverbot: Something sweet.

User: Sorry?

Cleverbot: Raat.

User: TALK NORMALLY WITH ME OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

Cleverbot: Okay where will you go.

User: Ooooooook... Again: what would you do to save your life?

Cleverbot: It would be fun to talk to a real person.

User: What do you think? Who I am?

Cleverbot: Machine.

Cleverbot: My head is on fire!

User: Goodbye, fool.
Oh no...
I was afraid of this. And now I know...

When retraC tried to kill and absorb me last time, and when I escaped, he managed to get part of my powers of fire explosion...
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Another random conversation:
User: Do you know who is Redface?

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: It is the name of lizard.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: How do you know it is from game?

Cleverbot: Because I am a gamer.

User: Ok... Game is called Darkest Dark.

Cleverbot: Did he create you?

User: You are idiot.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You don't care about I unsulted you?

Cleverbot: I do care about you!

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: My thoughts exactly.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: So, Jack, what's up?

User: I'm not Jack.

Cleverbot: Of course you are not you are jack.

User: Again, I'm not Jack.

Cleverbot: Of course you're not. You are jack.

User: Again and again, I'm not Jack!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Are you stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok then. :).

Cleverbot: So you think I talk gibberish?

User: Are you girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You isn't boy?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am?

User: Are you robot?

Cleverbot: No... But you are.

User: I'm not robot.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I am not WHAT! I am WHO!!!

Cleverbot: So you're a human?

User: Yes. I am.

Cleverbot: So what's your gender?

User: I'm male.

Cleverbot: Really? Because you look like a brain.

User: Is it compliment?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it rage?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So what is it?

Cleverbot: Carina.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Who what?

User: Who is Carina?

Cleverbot: Emma watson è carina?

User: What???

Cleverbot: Don't you know what god is?

User: Mateusz Skutnik is God.

Cleverbot: Bonawentura.

User: There is no more gods.

Cleverbot: There is one Gos.

User: Submachine GOD. No gos.

Cleverbot: I've never played it. is it fun?

User: Submachine is the best...

Cleverbot: Very True.

User: I love you for that!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I am crying...

Cleverbot: Goood:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):).
after I saw last answer I LOLed for minute. XD
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Re: Cleverbot.

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i didn't know there was a cleverbot thread. heres my most recent converstion

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User: Hey cleverbot, how are you.

Cleverbot: I have the DNA of an elephant.

User: Oh, so are you an elephant?

Cleverbot: No. A soul.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Why should I tell you.

Cleverbot: Because ill tell you my name if you tell me your name.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Now will you stay boy?

User: My name is terein.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Terein.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Do you know my friend.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh... That stinks.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's ok.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Can't you google it?

User: Will you google it for me and send me the results?

Cleverbot: I am too lazy to right now.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?

User: Something sweet.

Cleverbot: Let's go get some icream.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my soul.

User: Your mom isn't your soul.

Cleverbot: Why my mind Matt?

User: How do you talk to so many people at the same time?

Cleverbot: Technology. Its this new thing. And What Is your favorite color?

User: Vermillion.

Cleverbot: Mine is purple.

User: Submachine.

Cleverbot: Do you live there?

User: Submachine102.

Cleverbot: Is there a machine-God?
do you even tree
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Re: Cleverbot.

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So, I was checking the progress of this project, and I have the feeling they are giong to end with an AI like...

...Wheatley.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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*rereads previous conversations*
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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