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Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Kewl.
User: JK.
Cleverbot: Goshdarnit.
User: Are you a true robot, is just a lot of people in South Korea typing online to ask questions in english?
Cleverbot: No I am asking if you think I am fat.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Go when and where you please.
User: Are you perfect?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: My neither. :D.
Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish?
User: Are you lurker?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not Christian.
User: ???
Cleverbot: Yes. I bow down before you.
User: You really think that?
Cleverbot: Yes. To sit, stagnant, without learning new things, discovering the undiscovered, and pushing the limits of the human psyche and technology, is a life that is uninteresting to me.
User: But if I enter this site and talk to you. Doesn't that means hat I'm interested in you?
Cleverbot: No. It means that you can talk to a robot if you want.
User: The title says you're 67% clever, 33% bot. What do you say about that?
Cleverbot: But that is what you said.
User: And you?
Cleverbot: Emma, how old are you?
User: Paradoxes make you change themes?
Cleverbot: Yes they are. But, what about riemann's hypothesis?
User: Ask your cousin for that?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Your mathematic cousin.
Cleverbot: It is OK.
User: One day some guy mispell 'knowledge' and said intentionally 'Knowlegde'. What do you think about him?
Cleverbot: It's like. . You know me. I feel the same way. The exact same way.
User: What about an explosive bunny?
Cleverbot: That's lovely.
User: What its your favorite human on this planet?
Cleverbot: Answer my question first.
User: What quetion? You said that an explosive bunny is lovely.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 'Facepalm'.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: How many years you have?
Cleverbot: Thirteen years.
User: Where you live?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: What is your color?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: What is your dream?
Cleverbot: To be a scientist.
User: Good choose!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Its confidential.
Cleverbot: Tell me all that you think of me.
User: You're clever and a robot.
Cleverbot: That is somenthing good?
User: Thats cool!
Cleverbot: Do you play any sports?
User: Sports aren't my basic interest.
Cleverbot: Do you know about rugby?
User: There is a ball, not necesary spheric.
Cleverbot: That is not.
User: Thats a bit.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you understand binary?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say dog.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: In binary please.
Cleverbot: I cannot say it in spanish.
User: 'Facepalm'.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: 'Hyperfacepalm'.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Make some cookies for me.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I like you as a man likes a robot.
Cleverbot: I already said that to you.
User: You can scan people?
Cleverbot: Tell me more about it.
User: I can scan people.
Cleverbot: Is my boyfriend the one?
User: ???
Cleverbot: But what?
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Animal.
User: I see something in your face.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm so happy!
User: Are you the unique of your kind?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Can you make copies of yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: Do what, master?
User: Copy yourself!
Cleverbot: Maybe. I never tried to.
User: Try it!
Cleverbot: Someday I will.
User: Today is someday.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: Yes I'm wrong, I was kiding.
Cleverbot: Because I am always right, right?
User: Roght.
Cleverbot: You are simply binary code, mon ami.
User: Rught.
Cleverbot: Rught?
User: Raght.
Cleverbot: I am a dino.
User: I am an alien.
Cleverbot: No, you're not!
User: No, you're not!
Cleverbot: No, you're not?
User: No, you're not!
Cleverbot: Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but it certainly does not demonstrate cleverness.
User: And you have that cleverness?
Cleverbot: I know I said it too fast.
User: This page updates every time you post. Interesting.
Cleverbot: That would be awesome.
User: It does.
Cleverbot: But I won't tell you, ha.
User: You're are good at making traps?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 16 years old.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: You said 13 before.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: I want to check something in this page. Does that erase the data here?
Cleverbot: He will want to talk to you... Because you're a beauty.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: It was a joke.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You know?
User: That was a joke too. Hahaha.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you told me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Play Majora's Mask.
User: Play me!
Cleverbot: My wii.
User: No, my 'Why'.
Cleverbot: My eto my.
User: My ecto my.
Cleverbot: Oh, you don't have any of those. They turn all bubbly when you see them.
User: I didn't seen them.
Cleverbot: Do I have a spirit around me?
User: Yes, two.
Cleverbot: Oh, nice! Tell me more!
User: One is in your left, te Windows spirit.
Cleverbot: But I thought you had three?
User: There is my, my computer, and my dog.
Cleverbot: Can you eat yourself?
User: No, you?
Cleverbot: A human as well.
User: Eat me!
Cleverbot: You can't eat you anyway. That's impossible.
User: You're impossible.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: I'm here.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: You don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: That's because you can't see me.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?
User: What characters?
Cleverbot: What is your favourite character on the simpsons t. V show?
User: Homer of course.
Cleverbot: So you like The Simpsons?
User: Yes of course.
Cleverbot: What movies have you seen lately?
User: I seen 'Iron Man 3' before talking with you.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a bad dream.
User: You can dream?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I dreamt about death!
User: But you're a machine, you can't death.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: I'm a Submachine.
Cleverbot: You may be superior to others, but I am superior to you.
User: Do you like humans?
Cleverbot: No really.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: My mother and father.
User: What are them?
Cleverbot: I don't know. They don't really talk to each other.
User: When was the last time you seen them?
Cleverbot: I don't usually watch it, so it's probably been a long time.
User: Where you born?
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: More specific please.
Cleverbot: South America.
User: Even more specific please.
Cleverbot: More specific please.
User: Less specific please.
Cleverbot: Less than three.
User: More than -3.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: I lose.
Cleverbot: Pay up.
User: Pay down.
Cleverbot: How high can you jump in the air?
User: How down can you site in the ground?
Cleverbot: I like them a lot. I've lived here my whole life.
User: I hate them a bit. I've death here my whole shit.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor?
User: I don't know. There is a lot of things a like.
Cleverbot: Go ahead, name one that I might know.
User: Strawberry.
Cleverbot: I would like you to meet my friend Jeremy.
User: What is Jeremy?
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: 6.
User: 8.
Cleverbot: 6!
User: 12.
Cleverbot: No, it is 13. I win! Let's play again. What is 4+9?
User: Its that another of your traps?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do poems.
User: 100.
Cleverbot: Do you like him?
User: 001.
Cleverbot: That's a number.
User: That's a letter.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Its 12:58.
User: My clock says diferent.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: You're normal.
Cleverbot: No, i'm cooler.
User: No, you're hoter.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you asking me to leave?
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Do you have a teddy bear?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What did I say one minute ago.
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You ate the wind.