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  • Maddox: When Yeyni is jumping towards you, switch the light so she falls to the lightning void.


    COMMAND: MADDOX: SWITCH!!


Maddox not gonna use the switch because he will be separated from Kelen and Ener, leaving him alone for Yeyni to rip him apart!

  • Ener: If that doesn't work, spit some acid.
    

ener: bitch, meet acid
    
EDIT2: ok, do it as a sneak attack anyway

    EDIT3: for the record, in this case bitch is refering to yeyni :P


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<MADDOX>

Whaaa thaa...


<KELEN>

You idiot... ugh... that was his diversion and sneak attack!


<ENER>

GET OVER HERE AND FAST!!!

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<KELEN>

And... there. The WICKED BITCH OF THE HECK is locked up and tight.


<ENER>

Oooohh... nice one.


Grawr.

You okay, Mad?


<MADDOX>

Fuck... thank you for getting me out of that hellhole...
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Wayward Raxas
  • Ener: Comfort Maddox, then proceed out of there to report and discuss recent developments with Daniel.
Theta
  • Do exactly what Raxas said.
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  • Ener: Comfort Maddox, then proceed out of there to report and discuss recent developments with Daniel.


    Do exactly what Raxas said.


Only one way he knows how :3

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<KELEN>

Heh. You two looks adorable together.


<ENER>

Yes we do :3


<MADDOX>

SHUT.
UP.
And I miss saying that…


Then again, we should get moving far away from this place.


<KELEN>

Good idea. We need to discuss with Daniel now. Ener, would you do the honor?


<ENER>

MAP SEQUENCE!!!

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<DANIEL>

MADDOX!!! You're okay!!!


<MADDOX>

Yah, no thanks to you.


<DANIEL>

At least I did find your ULTIMATE CODE CARD OF JUSTICE AND DESTINY a while back and gave it to Ener. So you should be thanking me as well.


<ENER>

As much as I hate confirming it, but that's true.


<MADDOX>

Hmmpt. Then thank you for your assistance in any means possible, Daniel.


<DANIEL>

No problem :D hey, what happened to ya? Did you lose a leg in a fight?


<MADDOX>

Ugh...


<KELEN>

He was brutally abused and mutilated by Yeyni, that female Ooth.


<DANIEL>

Oh fucking sick. Was that the same Ooth that you guys tagged along with?


<ENER>

No, that was Teyri.


<DANIEL>

Oh. Did you kill her, then?


<ENER + MADDOX + KELEN>

Uuhh... no...


<DANIEL>

Gah, you idiots.

Rule #5 of Security Protocals! 
Clear and present danger should be apprehended and neutralized!


<MADDOX>

Well, excuse me for being a whimpering coward...


<KELEN>

But Daniel's right. We should have kill her off when we had a chance...


<MADDOX>

And I won't go back up and face here again. She's a sneak...

<ENER>

But we did lock her up. She won't be getting out there that easily.


<DANIEL>

All right... status report.


Maddox, are you still in possession of the ORANGE BOX?

Is it safe?

What is it inside?


<MADDOX>

Yeah, I still have it.

Yeah, it is safe.

No, I didn't take a look inside.


<DANIEL>

Why not?!


<ENER>

Because we want to have good... ummm...


<KELEN>

Bargaining position when we meet with Quo again and wring everything out of that slug before giving it the ORANGE BOX.


<DANIEL>

Ok. Does any one of you guys have something to do away with those LOBI PALMS that been warping the spaces and trapping us inside? I have been reviewing my BLACK BOOK for any additional information. Apparently, we can still kill this tree off by dissolving it with a proper kind of acid, set it on fire, poison it, infect it, find some creature to eat the whole things.


<MADDOX>

Uuhh... you know that I already tried my LIGHTER + WELDER, but the flame is too small to ignite the fire on well-hydrated trees like those LOBI PALMS. And I don't think we can find any kind of accelerant in that huge of quantity we need to ignite it.


<ENER>

And I used up my BOTTLE OF ACID. But that was a small quantity and I doubt it would do any harm to those PALMS. And you told me that LEGENDARY HEDGE TRIMMER couldn't effectively cut through their thick barks.


<KELEN>

And I don't have anything to poison or infect the tree. I doubt I would even have such a thing specifically for these trees.


<DANIEL>

Well, that's just great... The Engineer told me that we need to get out of this area ASAP. Some sort of threat is coming our way and we need to be elsewhere when it strike. This place would be a perfect slaughterhouse for all of us.


<ENER>

And the dangers just never seem to end...


<KELEN>

What kind of threat?


<DANIEL>

Engineer wasn't specific as he's busy trying to navigate people to rendezvous point.


<MADDOX>

Hmmmm...

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Wayward Raxas
  • Command: All: Proceed to lab, see if anyone has any ideas what to do with that equipment (we have a non-Ooth human after all).
Theta
  • we need to get out of this area ASAP
    


    By 'this area' do you mean the entire place we've been in for this chapter?
Wayward Raxas
  • He probably does. Only way I can think of is down but that could also be momentously stupid if there's a perfectly reasonable way out hidden around here.
Theta
  • Well from the map, there's a clear way up if Maddox can manage to climb with his prosthetic. I assume that would be the best place to go, but I suppose we should explore both ways just to be sure.
( ak + soulllock )
  • except for the fact that the entire area is warped to the point where one can continue to fall from top to bottom and back to the top and back to the bottom. It was shown way back in maybe 4th or 5th pages, but I don't think I made that clear enough (even though the Lobi Palms is the source of distortions).
    
Sorry about that :(
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  • Plan #1 All: If possible, trim off Daniels head, grab it, throw the lemonade at the bees, RUN LIKE F#<%!!! to the starting room, and flip the lights.

    With luck, they will take their anger out on the tree.

    Plan #2 All: trim Daniel's head, go to the second room, flick the lights, and use the torch to scare the cannibal into the tree room.

    Edit: make the second option plan #1
Theta
  • Yeah I think the best course of action would be to go to the Lab :D
YamiX
  • Sorry about that :(


    Nah..We could perfectly understand that ^^

    COMMAND: Ener: Kick the bees's hive at A1 and conduce them to Ulom's room. Then, switch lights and let them eat him. Then they will satisfied and will not hurt Ener. =D

    After that, Kelen and Maddox, go examine the hive.

    Anyways, I still feel sorry for Yeyni when I saw her whimpering and sobbing...she is just an understood being and it was not her fault. It's unfair what's happening to her. They locked her before! =(
    
Well...what ever. I just wish we meet her again.
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  • Command: All: Proceed to lab, see if anyone has any ideas what to do with that equipment (we have a non-Ooth human after all).


    Yeah I think the best course of action would be to go to the Lab :D
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<ENER>

Grawr! I got an idea! FOLLOW ME!!


<MADDOX>

Ener, wait!


<KELEN>

Here we go again, following his erratic KEEN INSTINCTS. Even if it turned out to be correct at times.


<DANIEL>

I always wonder what that's like all the time now. Here I goes!

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<ENER>

And we're here! :3


<MADDOX>

Uh, we're in the Lab.


<KELEN>

Where we can't use the machines.


<DANIEL>

And they hate us.


<ENER>

Oh comon! I don't know what any other ideas pop up in my head!!!


<MADDOX>

Ener, there are two things I want to discuss with you.


<ENER>

Ok. What is it?

<MADDOX>

Firstly...



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<MADDOX>

ONE

Didn't I tell you that I hate when anyone wear ugly shits like that?


<ENER>

That was a BITCHING SUNGLASSES you referred as before. Why is it the LEAF HAT now?


<MADDOX>

Because it UGLY and STUPID.


<ENER>

Awwrrr… does that means I am ugly and stupid?


<DANIEL + KELEN>

Yes, you are.


<ENER>

AWWRRRR!!!


<MADDOX>

Either both of you shut up or I will vent every single ounces of my suffering into FISTS OF FURY where it will LEFT HOOKS into your heads, leaving nothing.


<DANIEL + KELEN>

We're immortal. Sorta.


<MADDOX>

And yet you guys can still feel pain, right? Kelen's a head and can be cracked into pieces like a walnut. Daniel's a bendy jerk and can succumbs to his inability to absorb more damages than he could handles.


<KELEN>

If you say so then…


<DANIEL>

Well, my mouth is getting tired, just to say something.


<MADDOX>

Thanks. Beside, just to make you feel better… The only hat that screams STYLIN' YO on yo head is a TOP HAT.


<ENER>

Grawr... a TOP HAT?

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<MADDOX>

Yeush. Oolithan Pledge.


<ENER>

Grawr :3


<DANIEL>

Now that would really be ugly...


<KELEN>

Actually, I like the thought of it. He would looks quite neatly chic.


<DANIEL>
Don't encourage him!!!

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<MADDOX>

and…

TWO

Please don't stress yourself out too much. I notice you been straining quite a bit after you became conscious again.


<ENER>

But why not?! All of this shits reek weirdness and freaks!


<KELEN + DANIEL>

*ahem!*


<ENER>

Sorry… it just that I really can't get the clear memories of everything in my life, even when I remember so little of it… And I still can't understand why everything here are happening!


<MADDOX>

I know how you feel. Heck, all of us on this ship can share that sentiment. Don't let this Situation eats you since we're so close to getting out of here and bargaining Quo with the ORANGE BOX.


<ENER>

Grawr. Say that again?


<MADDOX>

We will be out soon, which mean we can…


<ENER>

No, that other part.


<MADDOX>

Don't let this Situation eats you?


<ENER>

Dont let situation eat me…

Eat me…

Eat...

EAT!!!


I GOT IT!!!

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<DANIEL>

So is this another one of his KEEN INSTINCTS kicking in?


<KELEN>

Now this one sounds auspiciously grand. Wait for it...


<MADDOX>

What is it about EAT or EATING?


<ENER>

ULOM!!! Ulom the Cannibal is here!!! I knew that gross slithering monster back there looks familiar!!!


<KELEN>

How can you be so sure that's Ulom the Cannibal? Didn't we ABSOLUTE ZEROED that fucker back in Chapter 3?


<ENER>

It the same FREEZER we trapped Ulom in, although this time the cold machine is off.


<MADDOX>

Oh my god... Now I remember... Yeyni said that when she's through with ripping me to shreds, she would feed me to a voracious insect monster where I would never be at peace.


<KELEN>

Then that's most definitely Ulom...


<DANIEL>

Ooohhh, I can see where this is going…


<ENER>

Since Bendy here haven't experienced that monster before... short and short: Ulom the Cannibal eats ANYTHING! If it can eat the Lobi Palms... then everything will goes back to normal!

<DANIEL>

He's right. My BLACK BOOK can confirms his deductions. Trees are just as much as foods as everything else. If that Ulom bug can eat anything, including the trees… Then everything here would be back to normal! We just need to lure it to the trees somehow...
  • Plan #2 All: trim Daniel's head, go to the second room, flick the lights, and use the torch to scare the cannibal into the tree room.


<ENER>
Hey, Bendy! Can I chop off your head and use your neck as torch so I can scare it and...


<DANIEL>

WHAT THE HELL?! That's MY BODY!!! You chopped me off once without my say so and if you want my body so badly, you can eat my bowl of HEAVY PUNCHES!!!


<ENER>

Uuhh...


<MADDOX>

Bad.


<KELEN>

Bowl of Heavy Punch? I heard better.


<DANIEL>
Oh fuck off and leave me alone. I refuse to be your lackey.


<ENER>

Ok, so TORCH HEAD DANIEL idea is denied. Anyone got better idea?

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Mr. Officer
  • Ener: Ask everyone to look through the microscope and see if you can tell what it is or where it's from.
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  • COMMAND:

    1. Find the root of the lobi palm.

    2. Pour lemonade all over it.

    3. Release ULOM.
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  • Ener: Ask everyone to look through the microscope and see if you can tell what it is or where it's from.


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<ENER>

Grawr, can you tell what and where it came from?


<MADDOX + KELEN + DANIEL>

*took turn looking into microscope*


<MADDOX>

No clue.


<DANIEL>

Same here.


<KELEN>

That would be the BRAIN CELLS. Both of the control samples and testing samples taken during the Experiments came from your local cannibalistic resident, Ulom. The control samples is his "healthy" brain, but he's already sick to begin with. The sample taken during Experiments... well...


<MADDOX>

Decay?


<DANIEL>

Mutation?


<KELEN>

Mutation would be close to right, but that's still not entirely accurate. It more of... development of self-defense mechanism in attempt to protect the body from the invasive environments, such as the Experiments.


<DANIEL>

So it's a mutation.


<KELEN>

Who's trying to explain, yabbermouth?! Ener, staples please.


<ENER>

Yes, mama :3 I mean, madam.


<DANIEL>

I will just shut up now…


<KELEN>

The development of such self-defense mechanism had caused rational thoughts and conscious to devolve into survival-first mindset, which would explain why everyone on the ship went crazy.


<MADDOX>

So that mean we're all turning back into animals?


<KELEN>

Ener, staples.


<MADDOX>

Oh would you stop that! I am saying...


<ENER>

BZZZT, you silly. We're already animals.


<KELEN>

Ener - 1

Morons - 0



Yes, we are already animals. You can say that we are all devolving into animals with mental mindsets of pure instincts free of rational, cognitive, and tamed thoughts and emotions. Primitive creatures, you could say.


<MADDOX + DANIEL>

Oh.


<KELEN>

If only Doctor Dodd is here, he would explain things better. Nice going, GENIUSES.


<ENER>

Doctor Dodd is a GRADE-A FREAK!


<MADDOX>

Either it was us or him.


<KELEN>

Still, I can't help but think that he was really onto something here...


<DANIEL>

Hey, hey, hey! Quiet! I hear someone talking behind the FOURTH WALL.
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COMMAND:

    1. Find the root of the lobi palm.
    
2. Pour lemonade all over it.

    3. Release ULOM.
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<MADDOX>

Wait, LEMONADE?


<ENER>

Yep, which I have :3


<KELEN>

Yep.

From LEMONS.

Which are suppose to be extinct.

Doctor Dodd and Dawn of Horizon Solar (Sol) somehow revived them. Don't worry about the lemons... totally unrelated to the Situation.


<MADDOX>

Can I try one?


<ENER>

NO! Wait until we're all out of this freak of the place. Then we can toasts for our accomplishment :3


<DANIEL>
Wait, those VOICES OF THE WALL have the right ideas!


<MADDOX>

Oh?


<KELEN>

Oh thank you, lord. Someone's definitely crazy.


<DANIEL>

OH QUIET YOU. Ener, you can pour all of LEMONADE over the LOBI PALMS' barks, release Ulom, and have him run to the PALMS by scent and eat it all and freeing us! I remember from my BLACK BOOK that some insects love the scent of flowers and fruits. Since Ulom LOVES to eat anything, he wouldn't resists such tangy smell!


<ENER>

Oooohhh... nice idea :3


HEY, WAIT!!!

I am not going there again!



<MADDOX>

Sorry, Ener. But let us put this to vote.


<KELEN>

Agreed.

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COMMAND:
    
2. Pour lemonade all over it.

    3. Release ULOM.


Once they're there at the door where Ulom is in the DARK ROOM, Ener proceed to pour the LEMONADE over the barks of LOBI PALMS.


Oh don't worry, Ener made many batches of BOTTLED LEMONADE :3

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<ENER>

OOOHHH...

❤ Sweet and tangy scents ❤


<MADDOX>

I don't smell anything...


<DANIEL>

Neither do I. And I thought this would works too…


<KELEN>

MORONS. Most of animal beings have highly sensitive noses/tongues/antennas and can smell/detect faint scents up to 1000 times stronger than us human's.


<MADDOX + DANIEL>

Oh.


<ENER>

Well, imma going in now. Wish me luck and survival.


<DANIEL>

Don't be a cockroach grub!


<MADDOX>

Don't make me kick you off.



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<ENER>

Done and done.


<DANIEL>

Is that… ?


<KELEN>

Ulom? Gawd... and I thought it couldn't get any more repugnant …


<MADDOX>

YES! It took the bait! Everyone, get ready!


<ENER>

Grawr!


<KELEN>

This has better works...

<DANIEL>

It will. My BLACK BOOK never fails me.

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<ENER>

All right! It works!!!


<MADDOX>

Here we come, Quo, you fat slug.


<DANIEL>

Uh oh...


<KELEN>

Guys? We got a teeny tiny problem here…



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Wayward Raxas
  • Command: Ener, Maddox, Daniel: Scramble like a bunch of retards.
    
Command: Kelen: Make unfair remarks of condescension.

    Command: Ulom: SCHWEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOSH
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  • also ener: land on maddox in the cutest manner possible
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  • Command: Ener, Maddox, Daniel: Scramble like a bunch of retards.
    
Command: Kelen: Make unfair remarks of condescension.

    Command: Ulom: SCHWEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOSH
Absolutely. Except exchange Kelen with Daniel because he can lands better as a springy bendy jerk.

  • also ener: land on maddox in the cutest manner possible


And....

Ener missed!

Maddox is way too cool and upside down to let that happens and hurts his own sense of pride. Apparently Daniel have gotten the same idea as well.



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<ENER>

And.... there. That monster won't be coming through now!


<KELEN>
How can you be so sure about that?


<ENER>

I sensed that it want to eat ORGANIC STUFFS now. Metals and plastics are no good as munchies anymore. Call it my KEEN INSTINCTS.


<KELEN>

Hmmpt. And I was wrong about about your experiences with COMPUTER. Impressive. Maddox, what are you doing?


<MADDOX>

Being self-complacent with my new METAL LEG, arrggg matey.

<ENER>

Looking good, Captain :3


<KELEN>

Don't make me go ape-shit on you. PUN INTENDED.


<MADDOX>

Ouch, that's mighty hurt, lass. You shall walk the plank for… Hey, what about Daniel?! We should get him out of there!


<ENER + KELEN>

Hmmm.....

....

...

..

.

Nah.


<MADDOX>

I mean it!
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  • ALL: Focus on computer.

    Also, notice the writing and discuss about it.
Theta
  • Command: All: Don't save Daniel because it could make a funny scene later when he yells at you for leaving him out there. Instead, read whatever may be on the computer screen.
Mr. Officer
  • Command: The Ghost of Doctor Dodd.

    Suddenly Appear and spook everyone.
Wayward Raxas
  • Command: Ghost of Doctor Dodd: Remember that the afterlife is way cooler than this stupid temporal puzzle shit they have to go through, and make the smart decision and stay in the higher plane of existence.
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